God of Hammers

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.

by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021

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Shopping Gods

When you find or dont find what you are looking for when shopping.

I found those Manolos on a sweet sale, the Shopping Gods were with me.

by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009

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God damn wrong are the practices ideas rhymes and people who are wrong according to the church of god damn right

That shits god damn wrong according to the church of god damn right

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1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.

You are making me cry because of your backstory. May God blast you.

by ‌ July 03, 2024

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a holy god macha chad is even a better than a giga chad because even if he/she does something like furry porn the father will never get the milk

Mike: hey see that holy god macha chad luke: yea what about him? Mike: i heard he did furry porn did still the father never left! Luke: wow...

by Bing Bong dictionary September 19, 2022

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A kick ass game released in 2018. That badass motherfucker kratos is in Norse and fucks up more god's with his son, boy.

"yo bro you heard of God of War"
"Yeah bro kratos is so badass"
"Goddamn right"

by b!nx November 11, 2022

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God Of War is the best PS2 game. It has aged pretty well for such an awesome DVD console.

by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021

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