Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release

In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.

Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!

by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014

big fat linty ass hole

an ass that would resemble my brothers ass. a big fat sasquatch hairy ass, with lint and shit stuck in all the hair. the hair is usually pointed towards the ass hole, as if it was being sucked in like a black hole

my brother put his big fat linty ass hole on me, and my face smelt like shit for days.

by sneaky nagger May 8, 2006

happy trail pot hole

when you pull out of a chick and fill her belly up with cum similar to the way a pot hole in the road does when raining

Dude, do you need the dry-vac up on the top bunk?
Actually yes i do, i just happy trail pot hole'ed some bitch up here.

by fratdaddy11, honkey_pete, herbed meat, justin case October 6, 2007

water-filled ceramic hole

toilet

Dude, I had to assplode into a water-filled ceramic hole the other day.

by Brant24 February 4, 2009

Fuck me right in the ass hole

A fucking amazing frase that only funny as fuck people use. Meaning you want someone to fuck you right in the ass hole. No shit...💩

"Oh fuck me right in the ass hole"

by fuck me right in the ass hole July 20, 2016

playing the one-hole skin flute

giving a blow job

she loves playing the one hole skin flute

by yo mama September 11, 2003

Hogging out your back hole

This is the act of widening out your asshole as to be able to drive a semi truck through that shit

Did you see grandma in the bathroom "hogging out her back hole?"

Holy shit Tina are you done "hogging out your back hole?"

by two lips April 18, 2010