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Tit Pouch

Hey Victor, those uniforms look weird without those Tit Pouches
by MrTenShots January 31, 2025
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Tits

When you have tits
Damn bro you have bigger tits
by Gabenite May 7, 2021
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tits pumped

To be pumpin someones tits at a video game, sport, etc...
" Calgary's going to get their tits pumped tonight against Edmonton in the NHL".

While schooling a friend at a video game, " you're gettin yur tits pumped son".
by dr. wolfgang von bushwik April 21, 2008
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Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.
She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.
by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021
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Dick Tits

*guy stubs his toe.* ¨Damn it, fucking Dick Tits!¨
by jakfrost January 11, 2017
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Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.
by spinamutis November 12, 2023
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Creep tits

Used to describe the red women in game of thrones when she takes off her medallion. (Per Ashlee mid swirl).
The red women needs to put her fucking medallion back on because I'm tired of looking at her CREEP TITS-AJ
by The Touchdown Guy July 16, 2016
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