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Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.
"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
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Mexican Breakfast

When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.
"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"
by Rim Tobbs November 22, 2020
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Mexican Speedwrench

"Hey I need to get off this bolt quickly! Pass me the Mexican Speedwrench!"
by B With The D March 13, 2024
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Mexican Sonogram

A sex act involving a man with pencil thin mustache and a stick of butter. After rubbing the stick of butter on a bloated woman’s stomach he will then finger her butthole.
Mark Mexican sonogrammed that bitch Kirstin last Tuesday.
by Bia, Lai July 9, 2022
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sleeping mexican

Sleeping mexican is a shot taken when you snort the chili, do the tequila, and eat a nachos topped with guacamole. Often mexicans fall asleep after this.
Catherine: 'Hey let's do another Sleeping Mexican'

Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'
by Sele November 7, 2013
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Black Mexican

A Haitian masquerading as a Mexican national to take the long way to NYC. Also inserting a mezcal worm up the balloon knot.
I saw a black Mexican knee boarding on the Rio Grande. Probably a world traveler.
by Jedsall August 7, 2022
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Mexican stomach

When you eat Mexican food and it causes a stomach ache.
Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.
by Sans the Lucario July 9, 2018
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