professional fat kid

1. the person at the party or event who's soul purpose in life is to be the biggest, loudest, most in your face donkey there.

1. Where's the professional fat kid when you need him?
2. You are such a professional fat kid.

by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008

kid's choice awards

The teeny-bopper's Nickelodeon version of the MTV Music Awards. Usually the artists featured on the show feel degrated as soon as they walk on stage, so they nervously remind all the little children in the crowd to floss their teeth.

"Yo I'm gonna floss my teeth because Nelly told me to on Kid's Choice Awards!"

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

Post-Hardcore Kid

A Post-Hardcore kid is a teenager who listens to alot of "core" music, especially "Post-Hardcore". They are definite about their character, and they dont really follow a basic trend. They don't "Hardcore Dance", put on make-up, wear EXTREMELY tight pants, and they definitely don't say they are "bisexual" just because everybody else is. They like to be themselves. Although they listen to alot of "scene" music, they are not scene. They do wear skinny jeans (but not excruciatingly tight ones), usually vans, band tees or graphic tees, and maybe sometimes they straighten their hair. So I 'guess' they do basically follow a trend, but not as much as "scenesters" or "hardcore kids". Yes, they might listen to more heavy music like "Emmure" or "Suicide Silence" sometimes, but they don't quickly label themselves. That's another thing. They don't label themselves. They wear and do what they want. So basically I don't know why I just labeled them as a "Post- Hardcore" kid. They don't really have name. (I just need something for the title) They like the bands for the music, not the screaming, not for the popularity, or not for just ONE song.

There really only a few of "these kids".

Post-Hardcore Kid was really not a good title.

by bmth98 June 10, 2011

food stamp kids

Kids that do not have alot of money and the parents of the kids are eligible for food stamps. Most food stamp kids are from the inner city and use soup kitchens. They think they are rich because they have "stacks on them" They also buy expensive ass clothes that they can't afford. This includes Aeropastale, Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, Polo, Gucci, LV, and others. That is one reason why they are on food stamps. Some of them use a whole years worth of income money in a day at the mall and on drugs.

Devam: Dude look at that fag over there.

Dan: Yea he is a probably one of those "food stamp kids"
Devam: He/She probably has a middle name on facebook like AeroSawgg, HollisterChick, PoloMan, HcoBoy, or AeroShawty

by BallerBros July 23, 2010

bae bae kids

Children that act just like the mother because she encouraged that behavior.

Who would be jealous of your little Bae Bae kids?

by Yoirmom2010 June 4, 2018

Karate Kid Face

1. The face that Danny LaRusso from The Karate Kid makes when he scores a table hockey goal on his date with Ali Mills. An open mouth and uncontrollable head vibration are required.

2. The face that happens spontaneously when something super cool happens.

Dude, you just did karate kid face!

by Ryan & Tristan June 17, 2008

Gorilla Tag Kid

A minor or child who begs their parent for an Oculus Quest 2 to play a free game called Gorilla Tag. Usually they only get it for content, so they have a reason to add ‘.vr’ on the end of their TikTok name because they think it represents coolness (Considering they are all under the age of 15)

Gorilla Tag kids are the most unbearable children from a gaming community. Worse than Roblox, Minecraft and even fortnite.

Not knowing the most iconic videogames, not even knowing if a game that took 10 years to develop costs money or not.

“Look at that gorilla tag kid faggot” “look its a gorilla tag kid!” “Look its the poor people, gorilla tag dumbasses”

by Troll9082 May 2, 2022