Valentines Day

International Suicide Rate Go’s up day.

Person 1: I Think I’m depressed.
Person 2: Yep, it’s Valentines Day. Thought so.

by Feegvyrbynerunmysrn February 14, 2020

A Bizzare Day

was an epic game, now its the crappiest, its modded counterparts are fucking better than it, it deserved to fucking die and turn into a sandbox...

...but everyone should try it

guy: yo dude, wanna play A Bizzare Day?
other guy: hell no bro, im farming for skull in abdm
guy: but you can get mohe now
other guy: do i look like i fucking care?

by ofrfr October 18, 2020

Day Two

The opposite of Day One. People who were at point just beginning their company, friendship, life, etc. and are now in stasis. Decline always follows.

You used to be my Day One, but lately I've been feeling you're more Day Two.

by Hop Bloc April 17, 2017

mrs day

The hottest babe to ever exist, also a thicc guidance counselor.

Oh damn look mrs day is bending over

by Cooper575 December 11, 2017

Meme Day

1:A day where you can spot the normies with patrick and tide pod memes

2:A day where memers can't meme in chance of being called normies and for a day they're more awkward than humanly possible.

Jake: Hey it's meme day Do you knew dy way
Trevor: Begone thot
Toby (Actual Memer): I am going to kill mysself today.

by Massive Sket 69 March 14, 2018

Grindhog Day

A phenomenon in which a person does not experience time passing due to grinding

"I didn't get much sleep, I was having a grindhog day"

by sunfeatherx3 February 5, 2019

Patriot Day

A day that nobody cares about. Not even the families of the victims.

Person 1: "Tomorrow is Patriot Day"
Person 2: "Noone cares."

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018