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S. S. S. H. A. W.

Shower, Shit, Shave, Have A Wank. As with "Something about Mary" its best not to go on a date with a "loaded gun" so this is the correct first date preparation...
Go to go - I still need to S. S. S. H. A. W. before my date tonight...
by Marvin (Starvin) September 5, 2021
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R/S

I'm in a r/s.

R/S are boring.
by Written Journalist September 19, 2021
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to pimp the S-1070

to pimp the S-1070

(to be used in a non-sexual context only)

a ) (verb): to hire someone out (non sexual work only) and live off their wage, like a parasite, done regardless of whether you yourself are gainfully employed.

b) to financially exploit someone, using only money that the exploited person has earned solely outside the sexual trafficking trades
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, to pimp the S-1070, some illegal immigrants at my father's company. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but they do work us, not my dad.

boy a): you are a genius!
by Sexydimma February 7, 2013
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ab1’s

A topic taught in 3rd grade. Each class is mandated to teach and your grade must be a certain level to pass into a higher level.
you don’t know you’re AB1’s?? how are you in high school??
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2000’s Kid

The 2000’s kid is any child that grew up and had a concept of life beginning in the 2000’s usually born from 1998-2004. These kids will remember TV shows like: Blues Clues, The backyardigans, Dora the explorer, wow wow wubbzy, yo gaba gaba, and Phineas and Ferb. They also grew up around the time the Wii was made. Being children of the Wii, these kids usually have an affinity to Mario Kart, and Wii sports.
Guy: bro these stupid ass motherfucking shit heads don’t know what it was like to play outside lol.

Guy 2: yeah the 2000’s kids actually remember those days. Imagine liking fortnite lol.
by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021
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S. O. A. P.

Sudz. Over. All. People.

Choosing family no matter what, whether it’s your birth family or the family you have created through friends you always put them first.
S. O. A. P. Life or no life
by CRÄCK$PÏTTÄ November 23, 2021
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