cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.

What a total cake bastard

by Dande123 May 31, 2020

Cake

The 42 of humanity and a delicious baked treat

Let them eat cake

by FeatherTehCat February 14, 2019

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017

cake server

A passive aggressive suburbanite mother who will condescend those without children, marriage and other archaic social pressures.

I don't recognize Susie any longer, she got married right on 30 and turned into a smarmy cake server almost overnight.

by grindy March 6, 2017

cake and bake

The act of baking a cake while smoking weed

Holy shit, I had the best cake and bake last night

by Chodecrusher January 10, 2018

Crab cakes

Restaurant slang for when someone spits in their food.

Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.

by peppyjoto April 9, 2021

halloween cake face

the term 'Halloween cake face' refers to a woman that wears a lot of make up. In particular orange looking foundation with bright lipstick and lots of eye shadow.

oh my god look at her makeup, Halloween cake face...

by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018