d-day

an operation which wasent nessesary, if the allies hadent invaded there the germans still would have been defeated, d-day was not to save france from the germans, but to save france from the russians. bye june 1944, the germans had already lost at kursk nearly year before d-day, which was the turning point in the war i nthe east, by late 1945 if the allies hadent invaded, france would have msot likly been part of the soviet union.

the allies were thinking about more than the germans...

by eastern person January 20, 2005

Patriot Day

A day that nobody cares about. Not even the families of the victims.

Person 1: "Tomorrow is Patriot Day"
Person 2: "Noone cares."

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

Valentines Day

International Suicide Rate Go’s up day.

Person 1: I Think I’m depressed.
Person 2: Yep, it’s Valentines Day. Thought so.

by Feegvyrbynerunmysrn February 14, 2020

airplane day

A day where you switch your iPhone onto 'airplane mode', disabling facebook, texts and calls so anyone trying to reach you thinks you have no signal. Commonly used as a cure for an emotional hangover, when you just can't deal with the outside world untill your hangover has worn off.

Tessa: J, can't believe you got naked at the final year dinner! Have you checked fb?!

James: No way, can't deal with that shit right now... thank god it's an airplane day!

James: Dude, is your gf not pissed that you hit up every strip club in town last night?!

Mike: Not yet, i've got no 'signal'... massive airplane day!!!

James: Safe! *high fives Mike*

by dude09876 April 6, 2011

Opposite Day

A day where everything is opposite

If it was opposite day Pokimane would be an amazing and super attractive streamer. Emphasis on IF IT WAS OPPOSITE DAY because Pokimane fucking sucks

by I eat poop 69 January 15, 2022

Day Two

The opposite of Day One. People who were at point just beginning their company, friendship, life, etc. and are now in stasis. Decline always follows.

You used to be my Day One, but lately I've been feeling you're more Day Two.

by Hop Bloc April 17, 2017

Femboy Day

Femboy day is a national holiday that has people celebrate any femboys existence.
Femboy Day takes place November 8th. As such people who were born on this date are likely to be femboys.

It’s November 8th, that means it's Femboy Day let's go worship Astolfo the femboy.

by Eren Walker Jaeger November 7, 2022