A term of endearment often used to refer to a person or object. Cock Monkey can carry a negative connotation as well, but is often used to show affection towards one another. A cock monkey is ofter a hairy sexy beast.
Last night while cuddling with him, I rubbed my hands through his chest hair. I love my little cock monkey!
by cockmonkey April 19, 2012
Get the Cock Monkey mug.She has been dumped so many times. Now she's so desperate she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. We call her the bitch monkey.
by princess traci August 29, 2008
Get the bitch monkey mug.There is only one coffee monkey and he lives in leicester, drinks alot of coffee, and used to go to jcc, now goes to WQEIC
by coffee monkey February 18, 2005
Get the coffee monkey mug.The mythical beast which descends upon your fridge and removes all your beer. Typically after you went out and brought lots of said beer and found none left following a night in with the lads
Lee said to Dunc, "Where has all my stella gone, there were 24 cans in the fridge?". Dunc replies, "It was not me, must have been the beer monkey!"
by SenseiRoo August 31, 2006
Get the Beer Monkey mug.The experts who often deal with the flame retardant chemicals dropped from aircraft are sometimes known as "Mud Monkies". The reason for this name is that the flame retardant chemicals are often known by firefighters as "Mud".
its a noun
by Chewyfood January 14, 2004
Get the mud monkey mug.by Inserta Dick November 14, 2003
Get the Flash monkey mug.While in the act of receiving a blow job, the man sharts in the females face. Spray poo might be involved
Example: "I was totally getting some head and I gave this chick a rusty monkey... Sharted right in her face"
by oops I pooped February 25, 2010
Get the Rusty Monkey mug.