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Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
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Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
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Sucks Energy Drink

Sucks Energy is a fictional energy drink company featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.
I need to drink a Sucks energy drink before I deal with these assholes.
by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022
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you suck at bedwars

Someone saying that you are really bad at Bedwars.
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suck switch

Any random piece of hardware, software or even something hidden in firmware or the UI that is easily flipped, and no logical person would expect to force a system to stop working. And yet, it does. Making the system un-suck is usually much harder to find than the aforementioned switch.
"Why does my wifi no longer work? I can still reach it on my phone".
"Oh, there's a little switch on the side of your laptop that shuts it off. A lot of people hit it accidentally".
"Well, that's a suck switch!"
by Glorth2 July 23, 2022
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Sucking Dick

Sometimes used in NYC slang, it's a term used to say someone is always on your case, or alway worried about you.
"Why that nigga always sucking dick"
"Tell that lil bitch sucking dick"
"All the opp motherfuckers, always sucking dick.
by Manii Gzz July 27, 2022
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Sucking Dick

a way of "getting right" some would even say an achievement
i was sucking dick on call of duty last night top of the leaderboard every game i ate ass
by acbnkz July 28, 2022
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