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National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
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Vacuum Suck

When a girl sucks a guy’s balls so hard that he can’t have kids anymore.
Yeah bro her vacuum suck was so strong that my sack turned blue and purple with green pimples all over it, making it taste like warm gorilla balls.
by Hahu September 4, 2022
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Sucking Money

Performing fellatio on an engorged penile member wrapped in United States currency. Usually a collection of coins wrapped on the bottom.
Always out there sucking money ah,

That's when a dick is wrapped in dollas,

They take it, with coins on the bottom.
by Yung Deep/Shallow Scribe October 25, 2017
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oma god you suck

a guy that says anything he wants and sucks on everything hahaha you suck you idiot for not sucking on he's balls
look its that one guy that says oma god you suck
by hahahahahahshaahaha you suck December 10, 2021
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Suck

Suck can be used to tell someone that thay suck at a game
"Marcel sucks at doing blowing balloons"
by Marceloo January 11, 2020
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GO SUCK MY LEFT BALL

HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.
Person 1: bro your so ugly like go suck my left ball

Person : bitch sthu (shut the hell up)
by FUCK ME 👴 November 28, 2021
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suck cave

When she sucking yo cock and only her head is underneath the blanket
"Get in the suck cave bitchhhhhhhh"
by Dgsisrealwiththisone April 23, 2018
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