piss dynamics

A phrase used to describe the nuances of male urination. This includes complications such as the stream going 45⁰ away from the main trajectory as well as choosing the right urinal etc.
The most difficult thing about being a dude is probably the piss dynamics
by August 12, 2024
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turbo piss

When you push the piss out extra hard when pissing.
John: “Woah dude, how did you finish pissing so fast?”

Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”

John: “Nice.”

Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”
by noahknigga February 08, 2025
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Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first
I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.
by Boingoboi August 17, 2018
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piss on a brick

When you're so angry at bricks that you piss on them. It can also be when you just really gotta pee
I'm so mad I'm gonna piss on a brick
by Lolo581 November 27, 2017
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stinking pissed

When sweat smells like potent urine from intoxication of alcohol
He came home "stinking pissed"
by Unlocking_Freedom November 20, 2022
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piss factory fit

A term used to describe someone having a major tantrum.
Tom: Dude, Sarah was totally pissed when I told her she didn't need to eat anymore Happy Meals. She had a fit!

George: Man, I bet she had a piss factory fit!
by Aphik November 04, 2010
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