Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021

Big Mexican

A large overweight mexicano man.

Look at the big mexican eating a burrito

by Big Fat Mexican June 3, 2021

Salty Mexican

Its a mexican that is still salty about lose there land

STOP BEING A SALTY MEXICAN

by steven is gaaaaaaaaay May 30, 2018

Mexican Boat Launch

When a nasty bastard takes a dump in the pool.

Hey man, did you hear about Steve? He did a Mexican Boat Launch at the community centre last night!

by RichterScl July 2, 2016

mexican roll-off

When you have two people equally good at rolling, and neither potential roller wants too.

Spam: "Do y'all wanna roll?"

Jomesly and idabeth "Nah we good."

All : " I guess we got ourselves a Mexican roll-off"

by City fuck June 18, 2017

Mexican Lawmower

The act of ripping a woman’s pubes out with your teeth.

“Hey man what were you up to last Wednesday?”
“Not much, just giving your ex a Mexican Lawmower“

by YouNeedJesus69 February 18, 2024

Mexican tambourine

A pair of maracas, also known as a pair of “shake-a shake-as”.

That guy plays a mean Mexican tambourine!

by Ana Naomi December 4, 2024