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Dirty McFlurry 

After eating McDonalds and realize you are going to have the runs so you grab a fan and squeeze a loose shit through it creating a "feces flurry" that somewhat resembles a snow flurry except that it's brown. Extra points if you are able to unleash your Dirty McFlurry on your sleeping partner.
Dude, I had a Big Mac before heading home and woke up in the middle of the night about to shit the bed. Had just enough time to grab the fan and give that chick a Dirty Mcflurry...
Dirty McFlurry by Jammmmmmmz April 12, 2019
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Dirty Grump 

A shit that takes a painfully long time to be had, possibly due to complications from previous bowel issues
Man, it took me over a hour on the can last night, after the first 20mins I knew I was having a Dirty Grump!
Dirty Grump by vstherock April 16, 2019

Dirty Gaynor 

Where a female lubricates her vagina on the big toe of her male or female partner and then spoons the said lubricant into a glass container to be used in old age when her vagina is dry and dusty.
She gave me the dirty Gaynor last night for good measure.
Dirty Gaynor by GreatBigToe May 19, 2019

Dirty Fuji 

When an older man obsess over a younger woman resulting in scrapbooking.
Becky totally got dirty Fuji’d By Harold in accounting.
Dirty Fuji by Jackjohnsonn May 19, 2019

Dirty bicle 

The one guy in town that can give you herpies by sending you a dick pic
Girl that dirty bicle gave me herpies with that dick pic he sent me
Dirty bicle by FM May 20, 2019

Dirty Sensei 

When your martial arts instructor sticks his hand inside your pants, moves your cup aside, and grabs your balls, then tells you it's a legit self defense technique.
Mark got one of the instructors in a vicious hold, the instructor then gave Mark a Dirty Sensei and told him you can't do that in MMA.
Dirty Sensei by Discofoot May 21, 2019

Dirty Dermo 

When you get a full football team to cum in your hair to ensure it stays extra curly
Ah man my hair was giving me hardship so I had to go down to Bluebell and act the dirty dermo to sort it out
Dirty Dermo by Dirtymichael May 24, 2019