Knight of the brown table.

Some one who frequently indulges in gay sex.

That Denver, he's a knight of the brown table.

by ConCoon July 4, 2011

Given'er the Brown Noser

When you have your girl on her hands and knees. Then you proceed to eat her pussy from behind. Getting your face and nose deep in her ass.

I woke up this morning with ass juice on my nose. That's the last time I will be given'er the Brown Noser.

by Gooey Lewy May 3, 2019

Kentucky Hot Brown

An act of revenge perpetrated by defecating in the target's car. Preferably this will happen at the beginning of a hot sunny day allowing the payload to bake to a perfectly hideous level before being discovered.

For sleeping with his brother, Steve left Helen a Kentucky Hot Brown in her Civic while she was at work.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

reverse brown nosing

When the person you were previously sucking up to starts brown nosing you; also known as backwards brown nosing.

At first I was sucking up to Felly, but then she started reverse brown nosing me and complimenting me all the time!

by erieee January 13, 2010

downtown bobby brown

Low quality bud that gives you a headache when you're done smoking it.

Man, I told you I don't smoke none that downtown bobby brown.

by KramerKramer September 8, 2006

Bloomingdale brown purse

After a long night of hot wings, pizza and beer, take a crap in a purse (size is not important as long as it has two straps and is relatively unused)and use it as a muzzle on your mate when they least expect it. Often used to shut the yap of someone who talks too much during sex.

man, this girl was so annoying last night that I had to Bloomingdale brown purse her.

by rerelax March 9, 2009

Newcastle Brown Ale

The drink of Gods and those who want a ilttle bit more 'bang for buck'! The only beverage to my knowledge equipt with a temperature gauge. What more need I say? If it's not sold yet...the labels include 5 top class facts about the juice including reasons for the logo, reasons for the term 'bottle of dog' and other interesting trivia such as ideal comsumption temperature (works well in combination wiht the temperature gauge).

Drunk: Bottle of Newqui please
Bartender: That some sort of local drink?
Drunk: No i'm not from Newquay!! Bottle of dog? mothers milk? Brown Ale?
Bartender: Ah the drink of the Gods. One bottle o' brown coming up.

by jazzle April 19, 2005