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White beaner 

β€œAt least am not a white beaner”
White beaner by Cutemf December 10, 2021
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digital beanie babies

John: Did you hear about how the CryptBS coin just plummeted in value? I'm down like $5000! Fuck!
Rick: Man, I told you not to be buying no digital beanie babies, didn't I?
John: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!
digital beanie babies by weyus November 10, 2022

Dumbass Beaner 

A stupid ass taco muncher who stinks 24/7 and never showers unless you bribe him with nachos.

Hobby is crossing the border and having taco-offs, seeing who can munch up the most tacos in 10 minutes.

They usually enjoy giving artichoke and hang around the spot aka Chipotle.
That mexican over there is a dumbass beaner
Dumbass Beaner by liltacomuncher September 26, 2023

spray your beans 

To ejaculate profusely, to produce a long string of porky pearls, a continuous blast of bollock fat.
"I pulled my meat out of her hot wet cunt and sprayed my beans across her tits and face".
" don't spray your beans over it" (meaning don't get to excited)
spray your beans by Mr Cunt February 24, 2008

Jack-and-the-beanstalked 

The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.

This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.
"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."

It's all beans and sausage 

Hey dude, how you doin.

it's all beans and sausage