fish

a retard

dude, you're such a fish

by gabtewhite December 17, 2020

Fish

A type of aquatic invertebrate that usually live in the ocean, sea, rivers, or lakes, that breathes through gills on the sides of it’s head or body

“I caught a fish”
“Doing what”
“On a rod”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti June 15, 2018

fish emotions

An incomprehensible feeling. Beyond that of mere man

I wish in the fish emotions today

by 4rat October 29, 2023

Professional Fishing

If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.

"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.

by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024

Tune Fishing

Tune Fishing: A modern day hobbies trend where you use your smartphone as a fishing rod to discover the best music. Instead of catching fish, you catch tunes that come to mind, get inspired by, or find while scrolling through YouTube or your feed. Instead of a fishing net, you share these tunes with friends on WhatsApp or social media, making them easily accessible so you can listen to them later. With your friends, it can be a really fun activity and a competition for who can find the best tunes, a bit like Pokémon but with music.

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Frank: "What you doing this weekend, Lee?"
Lee: "I'm gonna spend all day tune fishing, mate."
Frank: "Yeah, good idea! We definitely need some new sick tunes bruv.

by Jamie Cheese November 18, 2025

Lightning fish

A fish that jumps out of the water and flies when there is lightning.

Hey bro did you see that lightning fish fly right now?

by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h May 22, 2022

Fish Netting

When you're nondiscrimatorily swiping right on a dating app, such as Tinder, in order to collect and filter through matches much like how fish nets are used by fisherman.

Person 1: "why are you swiping right on everyone?"

Person 2: "haven't had much luck lately so I'm just fish Netting to see what's out there."

by zismahname May 12, 2018