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Tijuanan Taco

This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.

Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
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Glossy Taco

Christine's slang word got glossy top coat on her fingernails
And next, we add a glossy taco ~SimplyNailogical
by Duhits_5 April 18, 2018
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taco

The sexiest spanish food in the world. loved by all but nobodys loves thm more then Kaylin
God to i want a taco right about now
by The secreter April 8, 2017
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glossy taco

Apply the holo nail-polish. Now add a glossy taco 🌮
by Emmy♥️ August 13, 2017
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Vanilla Taco

Vanilla Taco people are those who don’t participate in conspiracies or the general suspicion of governmental affairs. They have no spicy takes, and as such, are vanilla tacos.
“Oh man, did you hear about the Epstein files? What a coverup, am I right?”

“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”

“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”
by arthurcallaghan July 27, 2025
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Glossy Taco

We know where you came from, do t even try to say you dont, what you want some peel porn?
Let's put some glossy taco on that shit.
by Ferardlove May 15, 2018
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glossy taco

The shiny top coat that you put on your nails to keep your nail polish long lasting.
Last, I'm going to put this glossy taco on my nails to top off the look.
by Hypertomatoes April 18, 2018
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