Right Around on Red

Utilizing the center or even leftmost lane to execute a right on red when the rightmost lane is occupied by a driver intending on going straight (or too timid to execute a legal right on red.)

Mike - "Look at that moron in the right lane. Two perfectly open lanes to choose from and he is camping out in our way."

Me - "No problemo Mike, I'll just use this here center land and go right around him - the Right Around on Red."

Mike - "You are Batman."

by therealbluejuice April 7, 2011

red wizard hat

Something impossible to find on the internet.

"Lets go buy a red wizard hat."
"Nah, it doesn't exist."

by ThePeoplesWebsite January 9, 2019

Big red Pole

A red plastic tube used for Threatening co-workers. ALso, see Shortshword.

Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my Big Red Pole."

by Jason December 2, 2004

red leather couch

Worn out pounded red pussy

When to go down on this chick and all I can see is that worn out red leather couch looking at

by Haha Gotem January 17, 2016

red eye trip

when you party so motherfuckin hard and stay up all night so your eyes turn red

I had a red eye trip last night

by dabgirl72 August 30, 2021

Red Headed Boobaloo

The cutest red haired baby in all of the Dville.

The Red Headed Boobaloo was ravenous. She ate all of the milk and then pooped herself.

by senitized January 22, 2021

Red Beard Docking

Insertion of a beard (often braided) into the vagina of a woman while on her period.

My girlfriend is a hardcore pogonophile, and I'm a menophiliac, so tonight we're going to try red beard docking.

by zippercow September 14, 2016