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professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.
Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.
by SassyBabe3290 May 2, 2017
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Piss Fuck

The act of being able to perform intercourse while maintaining a full erection and urinating simultaneously.
I piss fucked some girl in her skull the other day (consensually) but she didn’t want to taste pee so I just pissed on her face.
by Joseph Cianci June 4, 2021
mugGet the Piss Fuckmug.

Piss-fucker

Yeah. I bet you love dipping your wee-wee in the toilet you piss-fucker!
by Rizzo-Jizzo November 8, 2021
mugGet the Piss-fuckermug.

Piss punk

Piss punk - Same as a regular punk, but with piss at the beginning for added insult
Br***: "Hey whats up you Piss punk"
Je****: "Wowww"
Br***: "how you doin"
Je****: "Was good till I found out im a Piss punk"
Dea*: "Sheeeeesh"
by Pisspunkwpg March 6, 2024
mugGet the Piss punkmug.

Piss off

An interjection that means the Australian equivalent of Fuck off
PISS OFF EMMA!
mugGet the Piss offmug.

Pop a piss in'

Getting in on the action, that one was originally left out from; typically a determination of one coming from poverty and into prosperity.
We're broke as mfer over here, ima pop a piss in', hands in the air, Chuck Norris style aye'

- Conor McGregor
by Onnit' May 29, 2022
mugGet the Pop a piss in'mug.

Piss and rally

When your starting to fuck but realize you gotta piss and your losing your erection but then you piss and and get back in there like a champion!
We we're passionate and started to fuck but it wasn't any good till I ran off to piss and rally !
by Me myself and Irene January 23, 2022
mugGet the Piss and rallymug.

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