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Lithuanian Lactic Monster

The gruesome and horrendous act involving 3 men and 1 woman. Before this act, each member takes laxatives for the best experience. One man is going down into the shit hole, another into the mouth, and the third is on tity duty. As soon as they’re all about to climax, they all shit and mold it into a monster and splurge onto it. The 3 men then proceed to freeze the monster with the cum on it. As soon as it’s frozen, they use it as a dildo and pleasure the woman with it.
“We need one more person for our Lithuanian Lactic monster, are you down?”
by Cape68 February 28, 2026
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first few minutes

When you first meet a new woman
Within the first few minutes she wanted my cock in her mouth, she was hungry...
by Cheese N Cecil February 12, 2025
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the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.
"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
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5 burgers minutes

How long does it need to be cooked?
" 5 burgers minutes"
by ThatguySy March 11, 2025
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5 burger minutes

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