King Flumerfelt

The master of orgasm. Blessed by the God's stone is written in his tongue and cock as he glides through the pussy of space!

Damn that guys king Flumerfelt!

That girl looks like she just had a Flumerfelt!

by Pussy samurai February 20, 2023

King poop

The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.

Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.

*a few hours later*

Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.

by The King Shit February 18, 2012

Hamburger King

A person; friend, relative, genius, idiot.

Wat up Hamburger King! Yo where's Hamburger King???
Listen Hamburger King...

by Ocka rocka August 13, 2008

van king

The company producing parts for vans, named after the most pleasurable pastime

-Where do you work?
-Van king
-Just wanking? Happy person

by dildo777 April 23, 2024

king

King is a good dog name.And if your dog is name king your in luck because dogs called king are are the best dogs ever.

My dog is so good at making me happy

by kingwasoneofmybestdogs April 23, 2022

Goat troll/king troll

Non bias, likes dbz and is the best troller

Goat troll/king troll being a goat

by Zāddÿ February 21, 2021

James fightme King

This name is given to only the most absolute units in all of the lands, if you see someone with this name you should turn the other way before he terminates your very being

OH SHIT YALL RUN FOR YA LIVES James fightme King FINNA SIT ON US

by Dr. N. eg. Ro November 18, 2018