wig juice

The juicy weird crap black girls put in their cheap Chinese store lace fronts to keep the nappiness to a minimum. It's like shampoo mixed with grease mixed with the tears of children. See also : hood rat.

Girl...I gots to get some wig juice for I go out to dollar drink nite with Tyrone.

by tara rizen March 29, 2015

pimp juice

Pimp juice is something that attracts the opposing sex. It can be anything from money to intelligence. It is also an energy drink some rapper owns.

Sarah's pimp juice is totally her money. With out it, no guy would be interested.

by creampuffs April 19, 2015

Juice Sock

A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.

I feel like rubbing one out. Where is my trusty juice sock?

by Rixadork May 28, 2015

Juiced Jesus

To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*

Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.

by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015

pillow juice

Pillow juice is crusted semen on your pillow after a wild night of sex.

Ew I thought this crust in my eye was just dried eye buggers but it's fucking pillow juice.

by Heavy Piss Head June 18, 2015

killing the orange juice

Putting your mouth on the orange juice container intended for the whole household and drinking until there is barely any left then putting it back.

I woke up hungover as shit and walked straight to the fridge for a drink. Not seeing my whole family behind me killing the orange juice.

by Webstar's ugly brother June 21, 2015

spraying midnight juice

When u are over at a girls house past midnight and u cum all over her. Preferably face but stomach or tits will do.

You were really spraying midnight juice last night eh?

by BigPapi420 July 6, 2015