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John Marquez 

John Marquez is the most beautiful person. They care about everyone and she has a amazing smile. He is one of the kindest people ever.
Wow! Your Dating John Marquez? radical dude! They use any pronouns? Sick! Anyways, later skater!
John Marquez by robbiegrohl April 6, 2022

John lemons 

A very talented man whose name is written on Alex’s book wall
John lemons by John lemons April 13, 2022

john laurens 

the gayest mfer ever. him and alexander hamilton were so gay for each other it’s literally crazy. john laurens is literally the definition of gay. he’s also dead so it all makes sense
“i was up all night last night listening to ‘the story of tonight (reprise)’ and crying because john laurens really didn’t make it to see their glory”

john laurens and alexander hamilton were so in love omg”

John Wilkes Booth

1) the man who assassinated president Lincoln

2) a person who two people have both hooked up with, dated, crushed on or have had some romantic connection with.
“Robin Scherbatsky was Ted and Barney’s John Wilkes Booth”
Just one of the guys on the list of thousands that has slept with ur mom
Mom: Have you seen John?
You: John 2319 or John 3451
John by CumYum April 19, 2022

Johnathan Alvarez 

A very cool person that likes playing hexanaut.io on coolmathgames.com also he licks up dominick Rojas's cum stain
did you know that Johnathan Alvarez fucked dominick and licked up his cum??!!
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