simp

A vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.

Yooo check out the pussy on that chick! "Yeah, she got a nice simp".

by Homer Jay Simp April 16, 2020

Simp

Simp is a guy, sometimes a girl , who overly obsesses over someone they are romantically attracted to. Yeah it’s weird bruh. :/

Dude: *gives like, a thousand dollars to a girl* here
Girl:wtf
Later
Dude: I LITERALLY GAVE SAMANTHA LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HER AND SHE SAYS WTF AND WE STILL ARE’NT DATING :’(

Dude’s friend: bro. Ur such a simp.
Same goes for girls who simps over a guy/girl.

by Lil girl, BIG vocabulary December 7, 2020

SIMP

An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,

Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”

by Matestreymy February 8, 2020

Simp

Doing anything in your willpower to date someone or overly flirt, basically making them your lord until proven otherwise.

1: "Why is Charlotte bullying him?"
2: "Because she wants to look cool in front of Chad"
1: "What a simp"

by kayphobjc September 26, 2021

Simp

a ligtard that likes and defends women

you are a stupid ass simp

by idkjudsfedfr October 10, 2021

Simp

Getting horny over a woman

"Rob is getting horny over some tiktok thot" Ron said
"Then he's a simp" James shouted

by King k krock May 1, 2020

Simp

Your a simp..... Silly BOIIII

did u know Mark was a simp
No?
Well now u do

by Unicorn_balls December 19, 2020