Chocolate syrup surprise

When your in the act of making love with your wife from behind and you slip your dick into her ass without saying anything first and then she proceeds to diarrhea all over your penis

“yea me and my wife were doing it last might and I gave her the old chocolate syrup surprise”

by Tonka Jahari January 17, 2026

Chocolate bomb

When 2 people eat chocolate/hot chocolate and have a make out session

Me and Ti had a Chocolate bomb on the way back from an event

by Phahlela January 28, 2026

Chocolate Croissant

The Chocolate Croissant is where a man first vaginally fucks a woman until she is loose and then he proceeds to deficate into his hands and then shoves it inside of the vagina and then continues to fuck while the poop is inside so it flows out like when you take a bite of a Chocolate Croissant

Connor: *fucks izzy vaginally*
Izzy: now pull out and do the Chocolate Croissant on me
Connor: *Defecates and shoves it into her pussy*
Izzy: its so warm now contine fucking

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda January 30, 2026

Chocolate Brownie Shake

When you shit on the chest of a woman who’s actively lactating

this single mom i’m fucking with let me give her a chocolate brownie shake

by FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderBean February 25, 2026

Chocolate Foot

Put your foot up another’s anus rectum (at least the big toe)

I just got the craziest chocolate foot from this asian girl.

by bajookieland69 February 26, 2026

Chocolate Smegma

The result of a guy not showering for a long period of time causing the cheese on his balls, also known as smegma, to darken turning an almost milk chocolate color.

Man your balls reek, you got some chocolate smegma.

by sweatyprunes March 10, 2026

Chocolate Onion Ring

When a girl, or guy, takes a s*** but doesn't wipe for like 3 days and it gets all crusty and then a girl, or guy licks on it.

God damn Steve my girl was in the bathroom for like an hour on Friday and so on Sunday I got to give her the best chocolate onion ring she ever had in her life.

Holy s*** Stacy. You should have seen it girl. Randy took a laxative for New Years and when that clock struck 12 I had him screaming from this chocolate onion ring I was giving him. Midnight kisses are for pussies

by FreakyRandy4x4 March 20, 2026