Nibbling Chocolate

When you desparately need a shit.

Similar to Squeezing Maltesers

Tina, I cant walk any further. I'm nibbling chocolate..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

Chocolate Paddlepop

When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.

My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.

by Herpetology February 10, 2019

chocolate blush

When a person of deep skin tone (usually black) blushes, but it is hard to see because of their chocolate complexion

Jazmine's crush walked by and she "chocolate blushed"

by Rikki tinker January 25, 2021

Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.

That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

Chocolate Pedicure

When during intercourse, you insert your big toe into your partner’s anus.

My gf wanted to get her nails done, but we were broke, so I offered her a chocolate pedicure.

by Wizardbutter September 26, 2021

Chocolate dipped timbit

When you shove your balls inside her bootyhole

Hey man last night I was fucking hammered and I just decided it was a good idea to get a chocolate dipped timbit

by Mastral March 22, 2017

chocolate covered wagon

Act of dipping your dick in hot chocolate then making your girl suck it off.

I gave Lisa a chocolate covered wagon last night.

by bolognaround January 22, 2015