A gun toting, malt liquor chugging believer of QAnon and other conspiracy theories, such as Jewish space laser causing forest fires or Gazpacho Police gun confiscation. Often married to a first cousin or other relative. Impregnated and conceived in a pickup truck. Lives in a single wide trailer with tattered awning and 4 or more junk vehicles parked out in front. Has braided armpits, few if any teeth and tattoos of Donald Trump on her ass. Thinks she might be a good Congressional Representative since she never missed an episode of Jerry Springer.
She’s a regular Marjorie Trailer Greene now that she can chug malt liquor from a champagne glass, belch and fart at the same time. I’m guessing her life must be difficult trying to fool people into thinking she’s not a Trailer Trash Barbie. She donated her entire 401k to the Trump Save America PAC.
by anonymous October 6, 2022
Get the Marjorie Trailer Greenemug. The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.
PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025
Get the The Green Squidmug. A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.
Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!
Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!
Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).
by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024
Get the green mailmug. by DamnThatsWild June 17, 2024
Get the Green FNmug. When you eat to much pistachio ice cream and your shot comes out green you than spread it in your partners chest.
by Bbr12367 April 19, 2018
Get the kentucky greenmug. When someone squirts/rockets poop on the lower lid or backboard of the toilet. Due to reasons that are unknown, poor diet or impatient timing expected.
Man, someone Jen-greened the toilet again. Iv had so much Taco Bell I feel like i might pull a Jen-green.
by Riotville October 19, 2022
Get the Jen-Greenmug. Dana Yesterday was garbage day, did you take it to the curb?
Ernest No I completely forgot.
Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.
Ernest No I completely forgot.
Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.
by Secrete sauce June 26, 2021
Get the Forgetting the green teamug.