John

John is a pot to piss in. John is a pot to shit in. John can be sat upon or stood over. John will take all your shit and piss and flush it away because John is an indoor plumbing apparatus that's is connected to a series of pipes and tubes that is connected to a community utility, perhaps a sewage or waterworks paid for by a subscription rat called a water bill. When John is not flushing sewage down a series of pipes, John can be found propositioning a prostitute for sex in order to negotiate a price point to become a prostitute's customer. John also means soulful.

Tara just shit all over that John who low balled them for a blow job.

by Ms. Inform November 23, 2021

John Ultrakill

A playful and satirical way of referring to the protagonist of the hit boomer shooter game ULTRAKILL — V1.

It can also be used to call people who are extremely good at the game.

V1: I am John Ultrakill.
Everyone: Holy shit it's John Ultrakill!!!1!1

by Artificeeer March 15, 2025

john

john is a femboy that is very submissive and very breedable. you can preorder from the insta page fish.and.chips.nigga
he comes with a bdsm pack containing dildoes of different sizes and various strapons for you to use. condoms arent includded

john is delicious

by fishandchipsniggers February 26, 2024

John Isaac

Means gladness comes from above,through the gleaming light of laughter . The feeling of joyousness ,brought in from the vibrant feeling of loving life And all it has to offer.

John : meaning graced by God
Isaac : meaning he will laugh

John Isaac is blessed by God and so he laughs.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Slurpin' it up like John Fisher

When you start mischievously slurp something in front of your friends in a suggestive way, you say "I'm slurping it up like John fisher".

Guy 1: "Bro, stop doing that, its weird"
Guy 2: "But I'm slurpin' it up like John Fisher!"

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

John

A man with a very large merle, usually above 6 inches

John has the biggest merle of all guys I know

by Great dude MC dudeface December 30, 2016

John-Dag

The most handsome boy.... very cute. He might look innocent but he’s hella annoying but fun to be around. You might not want him around most of the time but when he’s not there you tend to miss him.... he’s the best younger brother

Look over there he looks annoying... I’m sure it’s John-Dag. But he’s fun to be around

by Thee_purrfect_star November 24, 2021