Mexican triple surprise

The act of pissing, shitting, and Cumming your pants

-Did you hear what happened to John at the party?
-Yeah he got a Mexican triple surprise

by Lamasisful July 19, 2023

Mexican Casserole

Group sex (of any number and any combination of gender/s) whereby the majority of participants are of Mexican descent.

"I got wasted and ended up having a Mexican Casserole with Juan, Maria, and Jose. Let's just say things almost got a little too spicy for the pepper."

by anonymous August 9, 2023

Mexican Flashbang

When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.

I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight

by GorditaCrunch August 27, 2023

mexican pancake

the sex position where you ejaculate on someone's face, wait until it dries, and then eat it.

where tf did the name even come from?

Mike Oxlong; i made my gf into a mexican pancake
Gabe Itches: nice

by LolaBunnyLover69 July 22, 2024

Mexican Earthquake

It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.

I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!

by Bricky Ricky July 23, 2024

Mexican Store Owner

a man who owns a mexican store

I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.

by anonymous August 13, 2024

Mexican lawn mower

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman

I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you

by We love human shit September 5, 2023