ivory and fire

my love; whomst you want to fuck and seduce.

jenna is my love. you are my ivory and fire

by Jennamar June 5, 2021

my_member_is_on_fire

An ed sheeran simp

DUDE MY_MEMBER_IS_ON_FIRE IS AN ED SHEERAN SIMP.

by Jermyfartz June 28, 2021

into the fire

1. A great song by asking alexandria
2. A way of saying into the danger

"Dude have you heard into the fire?"
Or
"Straight into the fire we go!"

by a pointy boi July 3, 2021

im._currently._on._fire

has broken humour and an obsession with depressing games and stuff

person 1: hey you know im._currently._on._fire?
person 2: yea why?
person 1: they just fell down a flight of stairs haha
person 2: haha what an idiot!

by a._forking._dumbo July 9, 2021

Balls of fire

To have explosive diarrhea that is so intense that the sheer force of the shit emerging from your ass causes severe abrasions to the back of your scrotum

“Yeah Gary’s not gonna be out of there for a while, he had balls of fire and is currently hollering in great and obvious pain”.

by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

Bring the absolute fire

When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.

Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.

by AdamGgGg October 21, 2021

Ring of Fire

Having the most passionate yet forceful anal sex with someone who has Hemorrhoids. Leaving a dirty mess for everyone to enjoy.

Nelson prepared his bowels for the most ravaging anal fucking of a life time. He knew Lyn was the one when she put on the black veiny strap-on. He expected humiliation. What he wasn't expecting was his medication condition to flare up. His hemorrhoids were bloody red like cherries of the anus. Lyn didn't care; she wanted to pick the fruit of his looms. She rapidly entered his cavity in search of his humiliation. This was the first ring of fire, but not the last. He proceed to lay, ass up in deafeat. His anus. Red. His face from embarrassment. Red. The sheets. Red.

by Rock your rockhard October 31, 2021