ball polisher

Basically a person who enjoys spit-shining balls. Ball polishers get very angry if you call them a polisher. Polish=life.

That person is a ball polisher.

by Behsg June 1, 2016

Ball dragger

Someone who uses a sponge to ride waves, dragging their ballsack across the water as they take a wave headfirst on their stomach.
Usually used by surfers to insult bodyboarders.

1.) Get out of the water you ball dragger!

2.) I can't find my surfboard today so I guess I'm going to be ball dragging.

by surfgod3000 September 21, 2016

Beer Balls

Alcohol and anger go together like two peas in a pod - alcohol releases anger and aggressive behaviors.

For example, you're leaving a baseball game after having a few beers. Your team lost and as you walk out of your section, you're bumped by a guy wearing the jersey of the visiting team. So you act with rage.

Drunk man: wtf .. (screaming from a distance)
Girl: That man is out of control.
Girl 2: Talk about beer balls

by 8offgarc September 19, 2016

ball sore

Direct from London... When youve had so much sex your balls are sore.

Everyday use as anything that is annoying or uncalled for.
"This traffic is a bloody ball sore!"
"This fucking weather is a bit of a ball sore isnt it?"

This fucking weather is a bit of a ball sore isnt it?"

by kirkdaddy August 12, 2016

ball swalt

The juice and crusties that combine in your underwear after not washing them for a week

Dude I've gotta wash the ball swalt out of my shorts before I go to dinner with my girlfriends parents

by Rompster mompster August 5, 2016

Fanning balls

Dicking off, wasting time, not doing anything productive.

"Berto was over there fanning balls all fucking day, while we were all busting our asses to finish the job"

by Drakatk August 2, 2016

Omnikan Ball

Definitions:

1. Stupid huge volleyballs that gym teachers take care of more than their students and if one is popped everyone is doomed to die.
2. The dumbest thing invented since the Furbies. It's so huge that teachers say it can kill you if you get hit with it just to scare us off.

3. Justin Bieber seems like a better option than this. It's honestly hell to play with it, especially if your like one of the seven dwarfs.

Gym Teacher: "These omnikan balls are going to break someone's neck someday, so if you don't abide by the rules, you're all gonna run for the rest of the class!"

~The Students all roll their eyes at their teachers stupidity~

by therealcakeandpieandcookies January 29, 2018