Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.

I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.

by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020

crincly tits

wrinkly old boobs

damn you got some crincly tits

by masterhorse August 24, 2017

tits

i dot have any

have u seen her tits oh wait she dont have any

by kuyfjt December 19, 2021

Sugar Tits

the reward your wife is SUPPOSED to give you after a busy day of work, but nooo, i need to coook.

Where are my sugar tits CAROL?!

by Dev_atar May 6, 2025

buttery tits

When you're fucking a fat bitch and sweat drops off her tits like warm butter.

I was fucking Tonya last night and bitch had buttery tits, totally turned me off.

by dennisreynASSSDENNIS February 19, 2017

tequila tits

When a Mexican shoots cum onto your tits, then rims it with salt, and adds a lime. Screaming Ariba the entire time.

Hey Carlos I am going to tequila tits her

by AK_Reaper April 25, 2017

tinder tits

Hoes that be on tinder just to fuck

Check out tinder tits

She fucks on the first swipe

by 81L0Wlife December 19, 2016