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Weiner Standard Time

The act of being too late to be fashionably late. This usually occurs when pickup is necessary by a Weiner. If you are getting picked up in 1 minute WST, you may as well walk home.The simple formula to calculate WST in your current time zone is:
Current Time ÷ pi x 4.

There is also a Weiner Minute, which is one minute in WST.
Mom, can you pick me up?

Sure thing! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

Is that Weiner Standard Time?

Yes

O.K. Mom! See you at 12:06!
by JustAWeinerMinute June 5, 2010
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Collective-timing bias

The collective-timing bias is a form of cognitive tendency to think in a certain way that consists of not understanding that a specific situation or task requires immediate decision by a single person while decision makers affected by collective-timing bias try, consciously or unconsciously, to waste time by sharing the potential decision with anyone around ignoring the fact that:
 most people do not have the power to take that decision;
 most people do not have interest in that decision making process;
 they are in overdue;
 they are paid for taking that decision.

A collective-timing bias is a powerful form of group-think.
A - “What do you think about the decision to buy that corporation? Your opinion is request by the decision-making process”

B - “What? I do not know. I am a handyman. No collective-timing bias please”

A - “Your opinion is very important. We need an immediate decision. The acquisition of that company is in danger”

B - “I do not know. I am a handyman. I do not have the power or the responsibility to decide on that acquisition. No collective-timing bias please”

A - “Thank you for your opinion. We will go on by following your orders.”
by MdB29071988 November 18, 2016
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Used a couple of times

This is an expression seen quite often on places like Ebay or Craigslist, basically an alternative of "You might be able to use it at least one time... if you are lucky"
Guy 1:Selling blankets! Only used a couple of times too!
by JennaTidleyRulesAll February 17, 2015
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Planning In Real Time

When you’re playing it by ear but want to sound like a professional in front of the customer.
The customer continued to alter the scope even while deploying the solution, we had to start planning in real time in order to deliver everything in a timely fashion.
by The hitchhiker March 5, 2020
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distorted time lens

Another way of saying that someone does not have a reliable sense of time.
I’ve spent my life trying to pin down the complex interaction between genetic and environmental factors that have gone into my well-known and intractable distorted time lens.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023
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Hot poppy time

When you are in anal sex you use no lube not spit and no pulling out. Must choke the female until her head appears as if it is an airhead. She must have poopy diarrhea and diarrhea is the only lubricant used during hot poopy time. Cheeks must be beaten red like a hot tomato. You cum in her but and have her shoot her feces and cum into your mouth.
Nick just had some hot poppy time with Margot
by Albert Fucking Einstein June 14, 2019
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happy-time fingers

The fingers used to give a woman an orgasm
I have to be careful playing football, I have a date later and can't damage my happy-time fingers.
by VanWilderer February 22, 2011
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