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I don’t care

What my dad says instead of “yes” or “sure” 99% of the time.
Me: Dad, can I go out with friends tonight?
Dad: I don’t care.
by Cqss August 30, 2020
mugGet the I don’t caremug.

I love penis

Just look up "I love dick" because i dont feel like writing something, and its the same damn thing
I love penis when its next to me
by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021
mugGet the I love penismug.

I wov you!

when a little child (usually 3 or 2) tries to say i love you
mom: ¨teddy did you eat my chocolate bar
Teddy:¨no mommy i wov you!¨
by UN1C0RNGUR1 September 21, 2020
mugGet the I wov you!mug.

I hate u

him: "I hate u"

Her: "I hate u too, loml"
by Hwru March 13, 2022
mugGet the I hate umug.

i stupid bab

a phrase used when dumbasses try to apologize by simply making them sound stupid instead of apologizing like a normal fucking person
"why the fuck did you eat all my food"
"i stupid bab"
"what the fuck did you just say to me? are you on drugs???"
by poisonkiwifruit June 8, 2018
mugGet the i stupid babmug.

And I said to the guy

Noun or Verb, can be an adjective, also a quote
1. A quote used in all movies with bullies who think their pp is big
2. A verb in which you absolutely ball-bust someone in an argument
3. A noun used to name people who take this sentence serious
4. An adjective used to describe someone who are like the people in definition 1
Shithead 1: And I said to the guy
Shitheads 2, 3, 4, and 5: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Personhumanman April 26, 2022
mugGet the And I said to the guymug.

I played a B

When a musician plays a wrong note, and blames it on not seeing correctly. Usually said slowly and in a hushed voice.
Band Teacher: That sounded off...what note did you play on the first beat of bar 15?
Jordan: I played a B
by helladoeeeeee January 27, 2013
mugGet the I played a Bmug.

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