Last night we went to Jimmy John's and ordered the Italian Stallion. Needless to say, it was a blown-ey sandwich.
by pkwinsome September 26, 2010
by pineappleexpress February 01, 2016
The special kind of black eye you get at a party whilst drunk that, when you wake up, actually looks like someone's smudged eye shadow on your eye whilst you slept until you wipe it with a damp cloth and realise it's a bruise. Also known as the Egyptian eye or the imposter permanent marker as it sometimes resembles the make up styles of the ancient Egyptians or the faded pattern of a permanent marker.
person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
by coit105 May 08, 2010
When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.
"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "
"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."
"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."
by Cantgoback June 23, 2017
Mmm baby lets get freaky...we can shit on each other or just do the brown eye kiss which one do you want
by The dreamspider September 16, 2015
Shift-Eye co-ordination. Depends on your ability to keep your ! as a ! and not a 1
Mainly, your ability to hold the shift button down.
Mainly, your ability to hold the shift button down.
(ZenRgy) vort, OMGOMGOMGCYBABBQ!!!1111one
· (Jedi_Vader20) kicks ZenRgy (Dodgy Shift-Eye Co-ordination there pal...)
· (Jedi_Vader20) kicks ZenRgy (Dodgy Shift-Eye Co-ordination there pal...)
by Jedi_Vader20 April 27, 2004