John

Johns nose is huge man but have you seen his wang???
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A "John" is a slang word, used for a nicotine/vape product, specifically a Juul/Pod.
"Yo, pass the John."
"You got a John?"
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Will reject a girl multiple times in one sitting.Very firm with their answer.Usually a shorter guy with brown hair and green eyes.Very rude yet honest at the same time. Has a soft,ghetto sounding voice.Will call you out.Good with kids but overall rude and funny.
girl 1:Are you her secret guy?
John: No you wish i was your secret tho.
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random normal guy that works at some company you have no idea exists
guy 1: *working*
john: *walks up* my shift is done
guy 1: ok?
by Stupid Af July 12, 2021
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John a man with a super small penis and can't please his wife in bed so he had to buy a sex doll
by Beth691236 November 12, 2019
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A John is a person who likes sports, music and being alone. John has a lot of friends and is a very nice person in general. John is a very relaxed person and is happiest alone on his computer or playing soccer or baseball with his friends. If a John gets angered, he won't tell anyone because John is a nice person. but if it continues, he will fight back. A John is a competitive funny knowledgeable science nerd who has a lot of experience with love compared to kids his age. John also loves Pokemon and drawing and dislikes most of his close family.
"did you see? John got the new Pikachu Vmax card!"
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A twat and a cunt with a small dick
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