'The Champagne of Beers', introduced in 1903 by Miller Brewing when people thought champagne was something special. Rumor has it that it once was something you could not only swallow, but somewhat enjoy. It's recipe has since been modified. Today, it's a cheaply brewed 'beer' that is made with one part leftover natural grain dust from real brews and one part miscellaneous animal by-product from super-massive poultry/livestock farms that often service fast food chains (dried and ground into dust).
Another example of bait-and-switch labeling.
Also referenced recently by idiots that do dares.
Another example of bait-and-switch labeling.
Also referenced recently by idiots that do dares.
Idiots prove these tales to be true via 'dare':
"The human body can't possibly drink a gallon of milk in an hour and keep it down."
"You can't eat two tablespoon-fulls of nutmeg without vomiting"
"Drinking miller high life in excess of 4 ounces per day for a week gives one any range of various medical disorders"
-In the case of miller high life it might even be considered fun to see which disease/disorder the consumer acquires.
"The human body can't possibly drink a gallon of milk in an hour and keep it down."
"You can't eat two tablespoon-fulls of nutmeg without vomiting"
"Drinking miller high life in excess of 4 ounces per day for a week gives one any range of various medical disorders"
-In the case of miller high life it might even be considered fun to see which disease/disorder the consumer acquires.
by Five Star General of Earth July 11, 2013
Sometimes I wonder if our souls are the original soulmates. As cheesy as it sounds we are both old souls. We must've reincarnated a lot and for my love for you to be this strong, it must've lasted life times. It will continue to last life times as we reincarnate and find each other again and again. We were made for each other. So as I'm sure I have asked in many lifetimes before....
by OnnieSimpre May 09, 2022
Someone who deliberately aggravates or annoys someone by refusing all logic towards any valid point's given in an argument, usually because of stubbornness or general need to be right.
Or un-deliberately by having a general lack of knowledge on the subject while remaining to have a narrow minded discussion and refusing to consider any other opinions, or facts while reassuring themselves with what little knowledge they have.
All of which usually involve from the 'Troll' or 'Troller' after it/they have been proved wrong on one or more occasion.
Or un-deliberately by having a general lack of knowledge on the subject while remaining to have a narrow minded discussion and refusing to consider any other opinions, or facts while reassuring themselves with what little knowledge they have.
All of which usually involve from the 'Troll' or 'Troller' after it/they have been proved wrong on one or more occasion.
Rush: You just can't have a thousand folds in a katana
Troll: Nah man, my mate has a katana, he said it had a thousand folds
Rush: but yo...
Troll: nah it just has a thousand fucking folds man
Rush to customer: that guy was such a RL (Real life) Troll
Troll: Nah man, my mate has a katana, he said it had a thousand folds
Rush: but yo...
Troll: nah it just has a thousand fucking folds man
Rush to customer: that guy was such a RL (Real life) Troll
by Silly Mushroom January 11, 2011
Reference to a person in an organization or group who is looked at favourably by others. The saying comes from animals that look cute and sweet. A 'blue eyes life form' person would always be clean, tidy, presentable, have a smile, very keen and ready to please.
by jme1 January 07, 2011
A white guy who is paid by foreigners to pose as various individuals like a businessman, or an ambassador, or a company figurehead. This is done so that the client's concern can seem more "prestigious" and "international" to locals.
"Brandon just got paid $500 bucks to go to India and pretend to be an American investor for a small Indian start-up so they can land a big contract."
"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".
"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".
by RohanD March 10, 2011
Your friend and their girlfriend who would be the cutest married couple, and couple goals! You can just picture them getting married! They remind you of Jim and Pam from the show “The Office”.
Example:
Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!
Andrew: We’ll see ;)
Example:
Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!
Andrew: We’ll see ;)
by RiceAndRecordStores August 30, 2018
Someone who envisions themselves with you but in this reality it would NEVER work, for practical reasons perhaps...
by Dr Megge January 18, 2017