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Tits

Yo, this beer is tits.
by MBMCCM September 17, 2019
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Tits McClits

When you're in a rut and need to get out, you call this guy.
Man I've been having such a shit month. Dude you just need to call Tits McClits.
by Heylookitstits January 4, 2017
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tit turd

Dumber than the dumbest mutherfucka
by Monty ray October 15, 2022
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Tits

A replacement word for positive acknowledgments like: awesome, cool, sweet, gnarly, stellar, wicked, fuckin right!
Bro 1: I got a new tattoo of a monkey's butt hole around my belly button that's bending over with your face on it!
Bro 2: Tits!
by baleiby6 July 14, 2020
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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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Tit

You are a tit.
Stop acting like a tit.
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Tit-calming

The act of calming one's tits by doing calming things. Like tit massages.
Becca: WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?
*Vinit calms tits*
Becca: Wow, Vinit, you have mastered the art of tit-calming.
by TitsFromDahisar November 7, 2019
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