Gettin' Me Mallet

When you hype up a dance circle but leave before it starts

This dance circle is amazing - I can't believe Connor was gettin' me mallet!

by MyDensity August 25, 2019

Fucks Me Off

A shortenened form of the phrase "fuckin pisses me off". Usually said when the user is so pissed that they forget to say the word pisses which adds to the vulgarity of the phrase which in turn, emphasizes the anger of the user.

Passenger:Hey that guy in the yugo just cut you off and now he is giving you the finger.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.

by smh8885 August 30, 2007

fuck me lines

The v-shaped lines marking the lower abdomen of a man's body, considered sexually appealing.

Did you see him with his shirt off? He had 6-pack abs and fuck me lines. He's so hot. I'd do him.

by coip20 May 14, 2011

Don't do me!

Don't mess with me, don't bullshit me

Don't do me! Do ya hair!

by fluffnfold June 11, 2008

Put me in the pocket

originally created by Tabi Bonney, a washington dc area hip hop artist. "Put me in the pocket.. thats when somebody excites you, know what im sayin, you see a girl thats tight or somethin.. she put you in the pocket", Tabi. So when you see somethin you like, it puts you in the pocket..

That song is crazy, it put me in the pocket.

by Justin Kyle October 26, 2007

suck me off

to give great pleasure using the mouth and tounge on a penis, or the male reproductive organ

jim: "i just broke up with my girlfriend"
bob: "then let me suck you off"

by mr.happy May 21, 2004

Don't Scully me

It's a reference to Dana Scully in the tv show The X Files. It's when someone tries to use every exuse before the truth, to get out of something, or stick up for somebody or something.

If you get caught cheating on your bf/gf and you try to make up every possible excuse you can think of, your bf/gf might reply: "Don't Scully me."

by Emma April 21, 2005