Drake effect

When you fall for a person named drake or catch feelings it's like you can never get rid of them.You never lose feelings.

Her: all I do is think about him

Him: it's the drake effect

by Love whispers May 30, 2017

Calancea Effect

Do you know that moment when the internet is slow down because of multiple connections or someone is downloading huge files? I had a classmate that always was downloading some files and because of it, our Wi-Fi speed was very slow.

My internet is so slow!!! Calancea please stop downloading.
This network has a Calancea Effect!!!

by dr4605 June 6, 2017

lilliput effect

Refers to the constant aging of computers and smart phones. The Phone or Computer starts off as a Giant...and one by one apps and new programs and new demands are placed upon it. Soon that former "Technological Giant" is tied to the ground and nearly useless as if by hundreds of busy little Lilliputian apps and demands threading it into submission.

My i-phone seemed so powerful 2 years ago. Now with so many apps, photos and new demands put upon it it seems like those Lilliputian's that were able to tie down the Giant Gulliver with thousands of tiny threads... and so the Lilliput effect can reach even to our cell phones and computers.

by RJ Miller June 10, 2017

Baseballcap Effect

When something is done exactly how it should not be done, but the original goal is achieved anyway. Much like how wearing a baseballcap frontside-back will make your hair stick out of the hole and form a cover against the sun anyway.

That was the biggest baseballcap effect I have ever seen when the nurse was supposed to protect the kids from viruses, but ended up killing them all, but hey, the viruses will leave them alone.

by Rito PeePee June 18, 2017

Kuhner Effect

When someone is so bad, they drag down the entire team so far you are able to visit the Challenger Deep.

Wow, whenever we play Overwatch with Jacob, he brings with him the Kuhner Effect!

by PlateofJews June 28, 2017

The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

KenKoh Effect

The Ken-Koh Effect- the natural law that whenever something doesn't work and you want to show it someone it always seems to resolve itself when the second party shows up.

I took my car into the shop because it was making a grinding sound, but the KenKoh Effect struck again and the repairman couldn't hear the problem sound!

The program wasn't working but then Paul walked by and BOOM! Everything worked perfectly! The KenKoh Effect strikes again.

by Munchers November 8, 2017