John Vincent Orlando

A boy that is caring he cares about his family and fans. He deserves the world. He is someone you should want as your boyfriend. He won best Canadian act 2019 and 2020 and he is very hard working. He started YouTube at just 8 years old and now a 17 year old star

John Vincent Orlando is the most hardworking persona and is dedicated to do big things

by JOHNVINCENTORLANDOISBAE November 9, 2020

John F Kenedy

Mozart was good

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!

by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022

john

john is a femboy that is very submissive and very breedable. you can preorder from the insta page fish.and.chips.nigga
he comes with a bdsm pack containing dildoes of different sizes and various strapons for you to use. condoms arent includded

john is delicious

by fishandchipsniggers February 26, 2024

John Buckle

He loves and gives affection to his best friend’s whenever they need it. He also has 2 of his greatest friends in the entire world. Super and Mirny. He likes to hang out with them both and feels like he wants to come over and visit them. So he can give them love and affection. If this guy is you’re friend, then you’re SUPER lucky. Since he always wants to hang out with you and be your very fantastic friend.

“Hey John Buckle, how’s it going.”

“It’s been going bad until I messaged YOU!”

“qwq”

by John (Friends with Mirny) March 22, 2021

The John moment

This is the moment in your life when you realise that you have peaked and your life will undoubtedly keep moving in a downward direction leading many to come to the sudden realisation that they have wasted the precious moments of their life.

" Lindsay Lohan reached the John moment around the time mean girls released "

by Jakerzireland March 15, 2015

John-Dag

The most handsome boy.... very cute. He might look innocent but he’s hella annoying but fun to be around. You might not want him around most of the time but when he’s not there you tend to miss him.... he’s the best younger brother

Look over there he looks annoying... I’m sure it’s John-Dag. But he’s fun to be around

by Thee_purrfect_star November 24, 2021

logan john mesteler

logan. he has no fucking style. he’s italian

logan john mesteler wears flamingo shorts

by kartrasjoans October 21, 2022