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New memory unlocked

Having a ex having memories of and ex
by monkeypoodoo11 February 8, 2023
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Fallout: New Vegas

Bethesda was like “Kay we need a spin-off for fallout because fallout 4 won’t come for another 5 years” they called up the mofos at obsidian and were all “what’s up”

One year. One y e a r.
This masterpiece only took a year

Okay so basically you are a mailboy and you get shot in the head by the slickest slicker around named Benny, a doctor fixes you up and instead of shrugging it off, it is now your life goal to get back at Benny. On god I think the courier suffered brain damage when he got shot in the head because if you play this the fun way, you are blasting through enemies using mini nuclear weapons in close combat just to sleep in a fucking bed, the courier walks the entire god damn Mojave desert just to shoot Benny, and when he does the game really opens up. I won’t spoil any more though.

Basically FNV is proof that any game that takes place in the west is a masterpiece
“That’s Vegas baby
The Russian badger talking about Fallout: new Vegas
by Gingerbreadbedhead March 9, 2022
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New Level Petty

Being extremely childish and making uncalled for statements
Eduardo was new level petty when he claimed it wasn't him in the picture
by Gotyoucaught June 30, 2016
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New York Experience

when a bunch of native New Yorkers beat up a tourist to show them what its like to live in New York
Ryan got a real New York Experience when some black and dominican kids jumped him for standing in the middle of a sidewalk
by YuOfTheNight June 21, 2017
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New-Age Flakes

People who believe in conspiracy theories and/or want to overthrow the Powers That Be. These people differ from right-wing militia types; tending to be the more peaceful and the hippie-esque branch of the culture. They present as non-assuming & are often disaffected liberals who just believe they are getting closer to The Truth.
Q: “Do you think we’ll get into the venue to see David Icke speak on the New World Order?”
A: “I don’t know if we look like the proper kind of New-Age flakes...”
by gutter_yt April 18, 2020
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New York City

Also known as NYC or "The City". Known for its lights, businesses and pizza. Most overrated city in the world. Everyone is rude and so obsessed with their own life. The winter season is brutally cold although Christmas time is nice. Extremely expensive. Great theater (Broadway and off broadway). Great outdoors such as central park and botanical gardens. Many music festivals in the summer. Really a combination of 5 big cities connected by bridges, highways and tunnels. Nowhere near as great as Los Angeles. Very densely populated. The city is very cold hearted and survival is difficult which is why its called the concrete jungle. Home to arguably the best parade ever in the labor day parade. Worth a long vacation but not living and paying the ridiculous amount of money real estate agents pocket for a shitty apartment or sharing an apartment with roommates. Endless amount of things to do. Great public transportation and awful traffic. City life is go go go. If you're a laid back person nyc is not for you. People will giveyou dirty looks for walking slow.
Person 1: Yo, we out to da City. New York City .
Person 2: Na, fuck that it's too cold. We out to Miami. The lion king on Broadway could wait.
Person 1: copy, its more hoes in Miami anyway.
by Yungcp June 6, 2017
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Valley New Year

A made up holiday for a bunch of skells to get blackout drunk and act foolish.
Takes place the night before Thanksgiving
One valley new year, somebody got thrown off a bridge.
by Ty54 November 23, 2022
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