twat slapped

When two twats slap. Hardcore scizzoring

The two lesbians were sore after twat slapped each other vaginas last night

by Jack broman June 2, 2016

quarter slap

To shove a roll of quarters up ones asshole, then continually slap the hole until it opens up inside of them while yelling 'JACKPOT!'

Dude, I totally just quarter slapped my wife last night, she loved it

by Quarter Slap July 26, 2016

slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.

by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018

slap ballss

Slap ballss means suck my dick. Or in other words (smd)

Friend: “You look mad ugly today.”
Me: “You know was slap ballss igh.”

by coochiedestoryer5 August 3, 2021

Slap short kids

November 1st is slap short kids day.

AYO tryone why did you slap demetruis demacrus tha 3rd you didn't know today's november 1st slap short kids day.

by MR_BASTARD$$$$ November 1, 2021

Cyber-Slap

Upon spotting a dumpster on wheels (Tesla Cyber Truck) you exclaim "Cyber-Slap" while swiftly smacking a friend upside the back of the head like a Japanese comedian duo.

Similar to the old "Punch Buggy" game.

PERSON A: "Cyber-Slap!!" SMACK!!!

PERSON B: Oww! That hurt m'fer!... but my head now matches the pain in my eyes from that ugly piece of shit, so fair enough.

by KaiGaiDesu January 3, 2025

strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024