Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.
I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.
by BIG DAX March 07, 2021
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Piss cube

Piss cube is a cube that is piss.That’s it.Just piss.what else do you ducking expect
“OMG I FOUND A PISS CUBE OMG THATS SO PISS CORE😩😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺🥺”
by Fern is so pisscore November 19, 2021
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piss cubes

yep! They’re ice cubes of piss. add a salty surprise to a drink of your choosing!
yo jonny get me some piss cubes you little bitch
by the nigmaster general October 04, 2020
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professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.
Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.
by SassyBabe3290 May 02, 2017
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piss n shit

piss n shit is a combination of shit and piss OR a phrase used to describe your son’s dick.
gonna capture some piss n shit
by MagiYT November 21, 2021
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Piss and rally

When your starting to fuck but realize you gotta piss and your losing your erection but then you piss and and get back in there like a champion!
We we're passionate and started to fuck but it wasn't any good till I ran off to piss and rally !
by Me myself and Irene January 23, 2022
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Piss Fill

You're at a bar and you declare that "this" is your last beer. You pay the tab but before you finish that last beer, you go to the restroom. When you return, you find that your glass has been refilled because your drinking buddies were not ready for you to leave. You just had a "Piss Fill". Good bartenders typically do not charge for this service.
He went to piss, "Bartender - give him a Piss Fill"
by Dave at the Urb May 19, 2019
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