Meat Masher

when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.

I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday

by AAustinMega October 2, 2019

the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.

A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight

by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023

Mississippi Meat-Cup

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.

Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger

Girl 2: How do you know that?

Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup

Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk

by largermouthbass October 28, 2021

Meat Grinder

Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective

When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder

by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

Sweet Meat

When that hot bae is wearing small shorts and her sweet ass is hanging out of the bottom ready to be touched

That thot walked by and I saw that beautiful sweet meat under those short ass shorts.

by aarond2018 June 4, 2018

spinning meat drop

When two men typically friends engage in sexual acts involving one’s anus, one man lies down with his ass in the air, whilst the other aggressively jumps on a trampoline catapulting himself into the air, spinning his meat around like a meat-o-copter before landing his meat into his friend’s anus

Mike: hey Jeff I’ve been practicing the spinning meat drop all week wanna see if we can do it without landing in the neighbors yard.
Jeff: hell ya I just got a new mini trampoline for my room so my parents can mind their business unlike last time

by The real C-Breezy February 17, 2025

Meat Manned

When a Parody Twitter account uses the wrong account, mistaking it for another one.

You used the wrong account, you meat manned.

by GhostlyWriter April 12, 2025