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John will confront anyone anywhere. He has no fear. He will point blank make you see the truth of any situation. A real gentle man. Honest, loyal, faithful, devoted and dedicated he is one in a million. A john will put his lovers feelings first, sacrificing his own to make sure she is happy. A john is a ladies man because many women will be attracted to him. He is a heartbreaker, cause he will break the hearts of other women cause they cant have him cause he will forever remain faithful to the one he has chosen to give his love to. A john wont have many friends cause he is truthful and most people dont like to hear the truth having a john in your life is a gift. if you can handle what he says to you, which is truth then keep him as a friend or lover
That woman is lucky did you see john open her door now you dont see that often these days
John by Mychellee frasher January 5, 2022
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John Analmiser

The harbinger of chaos. The founder and legacy of the tribe unmourned. His wrath is what puts fear into the Mojave of Nevada and the Canyon of Utah.
Mr. House: "John Analmiser, you need to do a story mission for New Vegas."
John Analmiser: "SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH!"
John Analmiser by Hvovi January 6, 2022

John Wicked 

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from one stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!
John Wicked by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

John Gibson

An athletic goaltender who will never let you down. Arguably the best goalie in the NHL.
Jee man, you played like a John Gibson last night!
John Gibson by seergebeer January 22, 2022

John Whyte 

The act of putting something off; The highest level procrastinating..
"Why hasn't the dishes been done in 3 days?"
They have been john Whyte (whyted)
John Whyte by 4U2nv5150 January 31, 2022

John David Earling

Slang for average cheese enjoyer
John David Earling broke into my house and ate all the cheese.