logan john mesteler

logan. he has no fucking style. he’s italian

logan john mesteler wears flamingo shorts

by kartrasjoans October 21, 2022

tropical john

A passionate pineapple full of sweet juices, harvested from the flavor mines of the deep Congo. This is a very controversial issue as child labor extensively used, hence the name john

Make me a beautiful symphony of smoothie flavors with a tropical John

by Mikachu April 26, 2015

Warren John Sparkle

That poor pigeon that the teacher tossed in the bin like it was nothing. R.I.P you will be missed by many (meaning me and my bestie).

Eggy: I'm gonna climb in and fish Warren John Sparkle out the bin

Peggy: I'll give you a boost and then I'll meet you in there.

by Rando0912 April 17, 2021

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

the best thing in the world , a person who obliterates everything else in his terms of cuteness , intelligence , strength and intimidation . the unseen god of this world

"John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is godly , hes a damn treasure"

by Child Le Ultimate June 16, 2022

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN

why the fuck did you look this up

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN: why did you look this up

by EPIK SIGMA SKIBIDI GAMER May 2, 2025

John McGlinn

One who is a complete and utter unit. A John McGlinn is nothing short of a “playa” and encourages having his dick sucked as the so called grand prize to his senseless games.

He just gave mork 3 points for an ass pic. He’s such a John McGlinn.

by Costa1234 July 25, 2019

Johning

Smoking weed

I’m so high from johning in the bathroom between classes.

by Coopedaloop November 9, 2020