A high school outside of Denver, Colorado. Just a perfectly normal, stereotypical high school, until a couple of sickos shot up the place. The death toll stood at thirteen, but if you count Dylan & Eric, the shooters, it came to fifteen.
See also: Columbine, school shooting.
See also: Columbine, school shooting.
It's a good thing Dylan and Eric's duffel bag bombs didn't detonate, or the Columbine High School library would've fallen into the cafeteria, killing hundreds.
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Get the Columbine High School mug.A modern cesspool of poorly educated, unadapted, evolutionary throwbacks confined into a small (badly constructed) building, curiously undiscovered by civilized society for generations.
The inhabitants are often (but not always) maintained by "teachers," who, for the most part, are even less informed than the throwbacks themselves, and can typically be found reading Stephanie Meyer novels and gorging on buckets of KGC; they are compensated by the State under the guise of being "educators," though they are frequently uneducated, and maintain poor personality skills, professional decorum, and personal hygiene.
All inhabitants ("educators" included) are ignorant to the woes of the world. They have, in fact, been living under a rock for most of their lives, and will only accept facts which are presented to them via rap music, Stephanie Meyer, Emo bands, Will Ferrel, and/or Barrack Obama (himself).
Over time, inhabitants have been known to grow hostile and short-tempered. Frequent fights begot custom - it is considered customary for an inhabitant to challenge another in much the same fashion as a wild mountain goat might: head down, shoulders rounded, feet churning. Challenger and challenged often collide violently, leaving both disoriented and empty-headed (though it is not yet known whether this species is even born with a brain to begin with).
Such customs have resulted in a subsequently noted "football program," as outsiders who witness the fights stagger to find an explanation, often turning to the world of modern sports.
Inhabitants of a Lakes High School continue to breed and to pass on their culture - when asked about their goals for the future, Lakes High Schoolers gave a series of grunts and quizzical expressions.
It is suspected that they lack most basic communication skills.
The inhabitants are often (but not always) maintained by "teachers," who, for the most part, are even less informed than the throwbacks themselves, and can typically be found reading Stephanie Meyer novels and gorging on buckets of KGC; they are compensated by the State under the guise of being "educators," though they are frequently uneducated, and maintain poor personality skills, professional decorum, and personal hygiene.
All inhabitants ("educators" included) are ignorant to the woes of the world. They have, in fact, been living under a rock for most of their lives, and will only accept facts which are presented to them via rap music, Stephanie Meyer, Emo bands, Will Ferrel, and/or Barrack Obama (himself).
Over time, inhabitants have been known to grow hostile and short-tempered. Frequent fights begot custom - it is considered customary for an inhabitant to challenge another in much the same fashion as a wild mountain goat might: head down, shoulders rounded, feet churning. Challenger and challenged often collide violently, leaving both disoriented and empty-headed (though it is not yet known whether this species is even born with a brain to begin with).
Such customs have resulted in a subsequently noted "football program," as outsiders who witness the fights stagger to find an explanation, often turning to the world of modern sports.
Inhabitants of a Lakes High School continue to breed and to pass on their culture - when asked about their goals for the future, Lakes High Schoolers gave a series of grunts and quizzical expressions.
It is suspected that they lack most basic communication skills.
Tourist 1: Hey! Is that a pile of reanimated Neanderthal corpses right there beside that 7-11?
Tourist 2: No, that's just Lakes High School.
Tourist 2: No, that's just Lakes High School.
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Get the cow pie high mug.The shittiest school you'll ever find. The girls are whores and the guys are dicks. There are bugs everywhere, including mice.Most of the teachers don't want to be there and they're assholes about it. You don't try, but yet you pass anyway. People smoke in the bathrooms and don't get caught. Teachers smoke weed with students and get fired. Teachers look at porn during school(most of the teachers are creeps). The bus drivers are pedophiles, and the cops don't give a shit. The cliques include : pot heads, prudes, nerds, sluts, black people, and a few chill people. The roofs are always breaking and the school is too poor to fix it. During the summer it gets hot as hell, and you'll probably die of a heat stroke. Most students don't give a shit and just go to get it over with.
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Get the Lenape High School mug.Like Eddie's girlfriend wants to make love two or three times a day. Eddie's complaining that she won't leave him alone. His buddy says man, that's a high class problem.
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Get the high class problem mug.A high school in Austin, Texas, a public school that ranks 74th in the nation. The majority of the student body is Asain, which makes the school in high demand of accelerated classes. Making good grades is easy, that is if you commit to: several dozen hours of homework every week and being diagnosed with sleep deprivation. Most of the teachers are nice, except for the old ones, they just use district provided power points to teach the students. They're trying to make the school more modern by refer-bushing the cafeteria and making more room for new classrooms. Overall, Westwood is a high school, known to many alumni that attend The University of Texas at Austin, easier than UT; a school where if you are not Asain or not really smart, you're pretty much screwed.
You're taking AP World history your sophmore year? You do know thats a course most college juniors take right, not Westwood High School students?
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